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one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
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tumblr staff: [takes huge bong hit] lets just... lets... you know what we need... lets just change shit
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“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”
Fucking watch me.
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DROP THE BASS
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this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
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So this happened.
Mum: Tom got a new haircut
Me: OMG Hiddleston or Hardy?
Me: Hanks?? Cruise?
Me: Malfoy? that guy from Mcfly??
Mun: YOUR COUSIN
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everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
At first I thought the second gif was Arthur Weasley with his obsession with all things muggle. Then I realised it was Brain Williams and that there’s no difference between them.
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*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
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